"I can't wait to get my Hover Car permit."
"Lord almighty. I knew you guys couldn't handle it if I brought Plum over."
"Aaaaah! Impossibear has a Gas-Powered Stick!"
"Gas-Powered Stick! Ooh!"
"Come on Plum, let's go hang out in my room before we get pregnant."
"Or you can stop the Lizard-Boys from eating my expensive cheese. That turned them into Lizard-Boys."
"No way. He's probably going to the future to french kiss himself."
"But there are other memories. Dark memories that are not the shiz."
"Peep this simulation I made."
"Heh heh. You're gonna punt children."
"What if you create a temporal paradox or something that could like, destroy the fabric of space and time?"
"This happens every time you invent a time machine."
"I'm gonna go feed the Lizard-Boys."
"I didn't think it was possible, but Wankershim has become an independent life form!"
"What if Wankershim keeps expanding infinitely? Who knows what might happen?"
"What's the "Dawning" of Wankershim?"
"Oh, the end of reality as we know it..."
"...you lucky mortals! Today we all become..."
"...[singing] one with Wankershim."
"But why would--[exasperated breath] Dude please don't magically apply clothes to me."
"You want to know about Wankershim, then set up an MV-12 Assertive Reactor. It's answer all your questions."
"There's gotta be something we can do."
"I like myself too much to become a tiny piece of a giant elf."
"How do you work this thing?"
"Yee dee dee woo doo doo!"
"You're looking at Beth? And you're crying."
"Is it over? Are we one with Wankershim?"
"But science tells us the universe goes forever."
"We all know it's been proven, but we still can't comprehend it."
"Our brains just weren't designed to understand the concept of "Forever".
"Ohhh yeah...he hasn't moved since."
"I feel like I should ride him more often..."
"...but he's always so...blown away."
"They been sending Catbug back with presents?"
"Chris, We are alive. Love, Mom and Dad."
"Are they really okay in the See-Through Zone?"
"I've never seen anything like this."
"The laws of space-time don't apply. Trying to control this thing is kinda like trying to make oatmeal cry."
"[sighs] I haven't given up yet. I think I'm gonna go outside and visit my horse."